When a straight man finds out his sexuality is in question, you’d think someone just broke into his house and murdered his dog. It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to his manhood. Basically, it’s the end of the world as he knows it.
This is completely ridiculous, for two reasons:
It’s not an insult to be called gay.
If you’re secure in your sexuality, it won’t matter what people say.
Haven’t you ever heard a woman say that all the good men are either taken or gay? If you come off as gay, you’re in with the ladies! So quit pouting about it, dude. You look like a pansy.
7. Periods and PMS
Once you pass the age of 18, it’s time to deal with the fact that menstrual periods occur. Women use tampons. We can’t help it, and we can’t make it go away. Yes, it’s gross! We know. We are the ones who have to look at it. But it’s a fact of life, just like smelly farts and clogged toilets.
If you want to play with the parts, you need to accept them for what they are.
And we aren’t just being over-sensitive bitches. Our bodies really are being horrible to us, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. We’ll try not to bite your head off if you keep that in mind, instead of treating us like fire-breathing blood monsters.
Just leave some chocolate in our vacinity, tell us we look cute, and stop acting like it’s icky. Chances are that you do icky things, too. Be a man. Everything will be okay.