materiajunkie:

"I think I know how to raise a kid. You know what it is? You just play catch with them. You take them in the back and play catch with them, and you just talk about life. You distract them by throwing the ball, and they don’t even notice you’re filling their heads with your theories. You don’t do it the old school way, the way your parents used to, sit down across from you.. ‘You want to tell me about your day? Did anybody offer you any drugs? Are you learning about sex?’ Dude you’re fucking freaking me out, I’m trying to eat a Pop-Tart here."

- Bill Burr, “You People Are All The Same” (2012)

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jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

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phlumes:

The Carters

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Every POC got this lesson.

My mother to this day still gives me this speech.

I still can’t believe they showed a Black father giving his Black daughter a talk about the repercussions of white privilege for us during prime time television and there was no white faux outrage. They probably didn’t know it was about them.

White women probably thought, he was referring to white men.

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nataliemgc:

Malcolm X on "Progress"

Damn.

Still so painfully relevant

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toocooltobehipster:

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

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Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people 

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and we should be treated like it.

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